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Two fellows meet in Florida. One says: ’I went fishing last week and caught a herring that weighed 450 pounds. The other guy looks at him and says: ’I too was fishing last week, and I didn’t catch anything, but I pulled up the hook, and standing on the hook was a lantern from an old ship. God only knows how long it was lying in the

mud, because it was covered with seaweed and barnacles. I washed it the best I could and polished it, and on the bottom was a scripted engraving, ’Manufactured 1467’. This was before Columbus and would you believe it, the light was still burning!’ The other guy says, ’I’ll take off 100 pounds from the herring, you blow out the light.’

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