From an unknown source comes an article titled, "How To Be Miserable." It says,
* "Think about yourself. Talk about yourself. Use 'I' as often as possible.
* Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.
* Listen greedily to what people say about you.
* Expect to be appreciated. Be suspicious. Be jealous and envious. Be sensitive to slights.
* Never forgive a criticism. Trust nobody but yourself.
* Insist on consideration and respect.
* Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
* Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favours shown them.
* Never forget a service you have rendered. Shirk your duties if you can.
* Do as little as possible for others."
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