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MISSING HUSBAND


A woman went to the police station to report her husband as missing. She described him as "29 years old, six foot three, athletic, and handsome." The sergeant shook his head. "Wait a minute, lady. I know your husband. He’s 50, short, and overweight."


The woman said, "Sure he is, but who wants him back?"


(From a sermon by Larry Wilson, Husbands L-O-V-E, 9/1/2011)

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