A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Godâ€™s existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."
One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold studentâ€™s response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professorâ€™s brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professorâ€™s brain?" Absolute silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professorâ€™s brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professorâ€™s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
(...He got an "A" in the class.)
From Clint Meade’s Sermon "Watch Out for Wise Guys"
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