Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her pastor in hysterics. She was crying, “Pastor, John and I had our first fight together! It was awful. What am I going to do?"
The pastor, leaning back in his chair and shaking his head said, "Calm down, Joanna, this isn’t nearly as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight. It’s natural."
"I know, I know," Joanna said impatiently. "But what am I going to do with the body?"
From a sermon by Chris Jordan, "Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael & Azariah’s Excellent Adventures!" 8/2/2008
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