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Don't Do Road Rage If You Have A Christian Bumper Sticker!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on May 29, 2022 (message contributor)
I love the story of the stressed-out woman who was tailgating a man as they drove on a busy boulevard. When he slowed to a stop at a yellow light, the woman hit the horn, cussing and screaming in frustration and gesturing angrily.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer who ordered her to exit the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station and placed her in a holding cell.
An hour later, the officer returned and said, “I’m sorry, Ma’am. This has been a big mistake. When I pulled up behind you, I noticed your ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ license plate holder and your ‘Follow Me to Church’ bumper sticker. Actually, Ma'm, I just assumed the car was stolen!”
Satan doesn’t care so much if you’re a Christian as long as you don’t act like one!!!!
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