A PERFECT PREACHER
After hundreds of years, a model preacher has been found to suit everyone. He preaches exactly 20 minutes and then sits down. He condemns sin but never hurts anyone.
He works from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. In every type of work from preaching to custodial service. He makes $60.00 a week, wears good clothes, buys books regularly, has a nice family, drives a good car and gives $100 ’a week to the church. He also stands ready to contribute to every good work that comes along.
He Is 26 years old and has been preaching for 30 years! He is tall and short, thin and heavy?set, and handsome. He has one brown eye and one blue; hair parted in the middle, left side dark and straight, the right, brown and wavy.
He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all his time with older folk. He smiles all the time with a straight face! because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work.
He makes 15 calls a day on the church members, spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched, and is never out of his office.
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