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Just In Case You Might Think That I'm Making This ... PRO
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 24, 2004 (message contributor)
Just in case you might think that I’m making this up, I want you to know that this really did happen to me and that it is a TRUE STORY.....
I was recently browsing through the latest issue of Children’s Ministry magazine (back to front, an odd habit that I picked-up from my husband) and came across an interesting statistic. The magazine quoted that "chocolate bunnies should be eaten ears first, according to 74% of American children." Observing that I too have a politically correct, but very fashion conscious 8 11/12 year old daughter in my midst, I decided to put their "fact" to the test. So, I asked Claire which part of a chocolate bunny she thought should be eaten first? She pondered for a mere nanosecond and replied that the head should be eaten first. Okay, I thought, this is close , but not the same as eating the ears specifically. So I pressed the issue. "Which part of the head?" I asked. Without missing a beat, she replied "the mouth." Perplexed, I inquired as to why the mouth should be...
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A Large Majority Of Men--Married And Single--Say ...
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Families Are Wonderful. Families Are Challenging. ... PRO
Contributed by Jim Kane on Jun 6, 2002
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James Reston Was A Syndicated Columnist For The ... PRO
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 3, 2002
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