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Things You'd Love To Say At Work But Can't PRO
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 26, 2005 (message contributor)
Things You’d Love to Say at Work But Can’t
• How about never? Is never good for you?
• I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
• It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
• Ah … I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
• I’m already visualizing … the duct tape over your mouth.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
• And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be..?
• This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?...
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Most Of You Probably Know That Mr. Rogers Was ...
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