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Have you ever heard these humorous epitaphs?

1. “Here lies Anne Mann. Who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann.”

2. “Beneath this sod, a lump of clay lays Arabella Young; who on the 21st of May began to hold her tongue.”

3. “The children of Israel wanted bread, the Lord sent them Manna. Old Clark Wallace wanted a wife, the devil sent him Anna.”

4. Here lies Johnny Yeast- ‘Forgive me for not rising.’

5. “Here lies Butch, we planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger but slow on the draw.”

6. “Under the sod and under the trees, lies the...

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