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Sales Vs. Management
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 17, 2011 (message contributor)
SALES VS. MANAGEMENT
A pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds which were gathering.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I trust you’ll see to it that the weather won’t turn bad on us."
The pastor shook his head. "Sorry," he replied. "I’m sales, not management!"
(From a sermon by Jimmy Haile, Can We See What Simeon Saw? 12/18/2010)
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