A BREAKDOWN IN COMMUNICATION
My favorite Burns and Allen routine was the time when George was lecturing Gracie about carelessness. Gracie remembered one of her relatives who accidently parked in a red zone. George said, "That was very careless."
Gracie responded, "Yes, it really was."
"He should not have parked in a red zone."
"He knows that now."
"I bet he got a ticket for it, didn't he?"
"We don't know... The Russians won't let him write to us..."
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