Contributed by Jeff Strite on Nov 4, 2001
Giving to God can get Heaven’s attention and have benefits that only the faithful can realize.
Open: A preacher died and found himself waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him was a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I’m Joe