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Illustration of woman on phone. The telephone rings, and the young mother answers. "Honey, it’s mom. I called because I know that you’re busy with the three children, and I want to give you some help. I’m going to stop by to clean the house, take care of the baby, and prepare dinner for when the boys get home from school.

I want you to get ready to go to my beautician, I paid her already, she is going to give you "the works," your appointment is at 1:00.

Give George a call at the office and tell him that you will meet him at Chez Jays for dinner, on me..."

The young mother suddenly interrupts and asks "George, who is George?"

"Your husband." says the caller.

"My husbands name is Fred." She replies.

"Is this 555-3212?"

"No this is 555-2212"

"I’m sorry I have the wrong number." says the now embarrassed caller.

After a pause, the young mother sheepishly asks, "Does this mean that you’re not coming over?"

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