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The Simple Fool tends to go with the flow. He believes whatever he hears. It reminds me of the way Garrison Keilor described members of the Unitarian Church: They believe whatever book they just finished reading.

Too many people live that way.

· They’ll go to church on Sunday,

· try to contact dead Aunt Tilly in a Séance on Monday,

· attend a “Self-Help Seminar” on Tuesday,

· go to a Neighborhood Bible Study on Wednesday,

· call the Psychic Hotline on Thursday,

· go out drinking and partying on Friday,

· wake up feeling guilty on Saturday and go to Confession.

· But then Saturday afternoon a Jehovah’s Witness comes to the door, so they’re off to the Kingdom Hall on Sunday.

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