Contributed by Jonathan Mcleod on Mar 26, 2007
Why must I watch what I say? What’s the solution?
A stock boy at a grocery store was asked by an elderly lady, “Can I buy half a head of lettuce?” He walked back to the manager’s office, not realizing that the lady followed him. He said to the manger, “You’re not going to believe this, but there’s an old bag out there who wants to buy half a