Contributed by Steve Shepherd on Jun 13, 2006
If I could build a father I would build a better father in me.
INTRO.- ILL.- Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, ’We need some four-by-twos. ’The clerk said, ’You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?’
The man said, ’I’ll go check,’ and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, ’Yeah, I